The DocketCourt of Petty Disputes
File your dispute. An AI judge weighs both sides and hands down an official, shareable ruling.
For entertainment only. The Docket is an AI and has passed no bar exam.
The Docket is an AI judge that hears out petty, everyday disagreements — who owes what for dinner, whether a "quick favor" crossed a line, what actually counts as splitting something fairly. Describe your side of it, and the AI weighs the facts the way a (very theatrical) judge would, then hands down a case title, a charge, a ruling, a mock jury vote, and a sentence — all in a few seconds.
Case No. 0412 — Category: Roommate
"Splitting the bill does not mean splitting the blame for ordering a $34 ribeye."
Case No. 0287 — Category: Group chat
"Silence is not an argument. It is, at best, a very slow one."
Case No. 0155 — Category: Relationship
"Sixty-eight degrees is a compromise. A coat worn indoors is a protest."
No. The Docket is satire — an AI-generated ruling for entertainment. Nothing here is legal advice, and no verdict is binding on anyone except maybe in the group chat.
Your complaint is sent to a large language model prompted to act like a wry, fair-minded judge. It reads both sides as you've described them, then generates a case title, charge, ruling, jury vote percentage, and sentence in one pass. There's no database of real legal precedent involved — it's reasoning from the facts you give it, written with courtroom flair.
It's sent to the AI provider to generate a ruling and isn't stored in a database afterward. See the Privacy Policy for details.
An optional $0.99 joke upsell: pay, and the verdict is guaranteed to rule in your favor. It's gated by a real Stripe payment, not an honor system — so yes, this AI judge really is for sale.
Sure — plenty of people file real roommate or group-chat arguments. Just treat the verdict as a shareable joke rather than a resolution. For anything involving real money or real consequences, talk to the other person directly, or consult an actual professional.